You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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