i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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