how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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