i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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