remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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