it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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