they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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