Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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