I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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