Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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