would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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