i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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