Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She's the barista slut.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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