You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The adults are the big ones right?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
