People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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