My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
There are leaves in my underwear?
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