hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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