i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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