The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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