Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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