I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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