Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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