Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
