ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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