HIV tests are more positive than that guy
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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