I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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