508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize