Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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