Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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