He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
