It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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