Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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