My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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