I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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