I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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