Who wears a wallet chain?!
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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