you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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