I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Alive.
So much puke
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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