Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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