their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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