with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Randomize
