CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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