After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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