Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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