if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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