then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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