My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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