Who wears a wallet chain?!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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