i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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