i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
honey bunches of taint.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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