What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Your shirt... Was in my pants
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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