do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Never underestimate the power of titties
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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