D3 body, D1 cock
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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