Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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