i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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