I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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